Round 1, Day 2.0

imspartacus46 (11:51:25 AM): i think im gonna name my son drazen

theBIGHURTman35 (11:51:16 AM): after drazen petrovic?

imspartacus46 (11:52:12 AM): no, drazen hanks, my 3rd grade teacher

theBIGHURTman35 (11:51:54 AM): so, cbs has almost no pregame coverage

theBIGHURTman35 (11:52:11 AM): its ten to twelve, and we're watching the conclusion of the price is right

theBIGHURTman35 (11:52:40 AM): drazen is not a special name in any way

imspartacus46 (11:53:12 AM): what ever happened to rod roddy

theBIGHURTman35 (11:52:59 AM): who the fuck is rod roddy

theBIGHURTman35 (11:53:28 AM): sounds like a gay porn star

imspartacus46 (11:54:18 AM): the old announcer for the price is right. remember when you were sick back in like middle school or high school? price is right was absolutely the go-to show for daytime TV

theBIGHURTman35 (11:54:08 AM): ah yes

imspartacus46 (11:54:38 AM): beer 2 down

theBIGHURTman35 (11:54:21 AM): but no way did i watch the price is right

theBIGHURTman35 (11:54:28 AM): i watched springer

imspartacus46 (11:54:52 AM): dip 1, in

theBIGHURTman35 (11:54:35 AM): and sportcenter like 14 times in a row

theBIGHURTman35 (11:54:51 AM): to the point where i could call the top 10 word for word

imspartacus46 (11:55:34 AM): they didnt have the top ten back in the 90s

theBIGHURTman35 (11:55:20 AM): oh, you know what, you're right

theBIGHURTman35 (11:55:26 AM): they had the "did you know?"

theBIGHURTman35 (11:55:29 AM): which i enjoyed

imspartacus46 (11:56:32 AM): and they used to always say things like "i smell a 'did you know' after saying a crazy stat," ah the 90s, only 7 years ago

theBIGHURTman35 (11:57:11 AM): that dip smells delicious

imspartacus46 (11:59:36 AM): news at noon? what the fuck? thats some gump shit right there

theBIGHURTman35 (11:59:26 AM): they did the same shit yesterday

theBIGHURTman35 (11:59:36 AM): i gotta have more clark kellogg

theBIGHURTman35 (12:00:19 PM): well, at least we know that tomorrow is gonna be a complete wash out

theBIGHURTman35 (12:00:29 PM): JUST KIDDING

theBIGHURTman35 (12:01:22 PM): "lingering flurries in the mornin

theBIGHURTman35 (12:01:25 PM): "

imspartacus46 (12:01:49 PM): high of 36 for st pattys day, beauty

imspartacus46 (12:02:25 PM): and whats up with people calling it st paddys day? you dont spell patrick like "padrick" right? fuck

theBIGHURTman35 (12:03:15 PM): alright im not talking until this news coverage stops

theBIGHURTman35 (12:03:49 PM): who the fuck cares about delayed flights? hey, it's snowing. you're plane is not going to take off on time. now, to the games

theBIGHURTman35 (12:03:52 PM): thats it

imspartacus46 (12:06:35 PM): its all good, we got some MBV on the stereo

theBIGHURTman35 (12:09:48 PM): FINALLY

theBIGHURTman35 (12:09:50 PM): and we're back

theBIGHURTman35 (12:09:59 PM): MBV is off (also, finally)

imspartacus46 (12:10:43 PM): game time motherfuckers

theBIGHURTman35 (12:11:27 PM): greg gumbel... bryant gumbel.... brothers.... bike cops

theBIGHURTman35 (12:12:33 PM): beer 2 down

imspartacus46 (12:13:04 PM): kellogg takin LB State and winthrop, seth davis assuring us that the mean green will put up a good fight against memphis

imspartacus46 (12:13:19 PM): also, dick just poured out the rest of his second beer to "catch up" with me

theBIGHURTman35 (12:13:34 PM): i actually finished it about 8-10 mins ago

theBIGHURTman35 (12:13:43 PM): but was slow on the recording

imspartacus46 (12:14:16 PM): im rockin the dip/drink combo right now, i recommend not trying this at home

theBIGHURTman35 (12:13:57 PM): and subsequently was confused as to where my beer was

theBIGHURTman35 (12:14:06 PM): yes, we are trained professionals

theBIGHURTman35 (12:14:22 PM): miller lite is kicked, on to the natty

imspartacus46 (12:15:37 PM): ah, the smell of febreze, natty light, skoal mint, and old spice

theBIGHURTman35 (12:15:38 PM): thats the smell of.... victory

imspartacus46 (12:17:36 PM): early UVA bucket followed by a block and a clock shot violation, dick says its over

theBIGHURTman35 (12:17:35 PM): you're forgetting the powerful orange tie worn by the virginia coach

theBIGHURTman35 (12:17:39 PM): this game is over

theBIGHURTman35 (12:18:53 PM): 6-0

theBIGHURTman35 (12:18:57 PM): three easy buckets inside

imspartacus46 (12:19:41 PM): next game please

imspartacus46 (12:21:10 PM): the third man has arrived, lets hope he has beer

imspartacus46 (12:23:12 PM): my man! armed with 2 twelve packs, this guy's an old pro

imspartacus46 (12:28:22 PM): check that, 2 eighteen packs

theBIGHURTman35 (12:31:58 PM): 29-2

theBIGHURTman35 (12:32:01 PM): 19-2*

theBIGHURTman35 (12:32:03 PM): christ

theBIGHURTman35 (12:32:08 PM): this is unwatchable

theBIGHURTman35 (12:32:22 PM): and.... as soon as i say that, bucket albany

imspartacus46 (12:34:40 PM): yeah, so that makes two baskets for them, next game

imspartacus46 (12:35:22 PM): dick makes his first call to work, over/under for dick's calls to work: 9

theBIGHURTman35 (12:35:08 PM): stop it

theBIGHURTman35 (12:37:02 PM): ok, calls done

theBIGHURTman35 (12:37:24 PM): new game

theBIGHURTman35 (12:37:26 PM): thankfully

imspartacus46 (12:37:55 PM): here we go, mean green baby

imspartacus46 (12:44:16 PM): remember the big green?

imspartacus46 (12:44:27 PM): was that better or worse than little giants?

imspartacus46 (12:44:41 PM): beer 3 down

theBIGHURTman35 (12:44:23 PM): definitely worse

theBIGHURTman35 (12:44:40 PM): though the catcher from the sandlot is the goalie in it

theBIGHURTman35 (12:51:15 PM): beer 3 down

imspartacus46 (12:52:20 PM): verne lundquist says "slippage" when somebody falls, that brought the house down

theBIGHURTman35 (12:54:06 PM): these guys are gonna throw down

theBIGHURTman35 (12:54:12 PM): north texas v. memphis

theBIGHURTman35 (12:54:55 PM): thats a gang fight

theBIGHURTman35 (1:02:57 PM): pizza delivery number 1 is here

theBIGHURTman35 (1:03:02 PM): little vincents

theBIGHURTman35 (1:10:19 PM): ok, two slices down

theBIGHURTman35 (1:10:21 PM): and im back

theBIGHURTman35 (1:10:29 PM): also, our boy colin is here

theBIGHURTman35 (1:10:37 PM): showed up bout a half hr ago

theBIGHURTman35 (1:10:52 PM): on beer three already

theBIGHURTman35 (1:10:58 PM): kid drinks at lightning speed

imspartacus46 (1:14:50 PM): beer 4 down

imspartacus46 (1:17:34 PM): alright, enough hofstra-st johns talk. do you realize that louisville has a guy that transferred from cornell????

theBIGHURTman35 (1:17:29 PM): i did not know that

theBIGHURTman35 (1:17:47 PM): memphis cheerleaders, smokin

theBIGHURTman35 (1:21:12 PM): we're currently listening to a recorded dick vitale phone message sent from digiorno.varitalk.com

theBIGHURTman35 (1:21:47 PM): the concensus, not as good as SOAP, but still worth bothering others at work

theBIGHURTman35 (1:22:31 PM): memphis finally starting to look like a better team

theBIGHURTman35 (1:24:11 PM): beer 4 down

imspartacus46 (1:24:50 PM): i think we may have missed a beer

theBIGHURTman35 (1:24:33 PM): we did

theBIGHURTman35 (1:25:20 PM): now the typeset wont believe us

imspartacus46 (1:26:59 PM): whatever

theBIGHURTman35 (1:32:47 PM): colin on beer 4

imspartacus46 (1:33:23 PM): beer 6 down

theBIGHURTman35 (1:33:04 PM): we arent exactly drinkin at lightning pace

theBIGHURTman35 (1:38:31 PM): mcroberts yesterday - career high of 22

theBIGHURTman35 (1:38:41 PM): paulus yesterday - career high of 25

theBIGHURTman35 (1:38:44 PM): how is this possible

theBIGHURTman35 (1:39:10 PM): (colin currently going nuts about how much he loves paulus)

theBIGHURTman35 (1:39:15 PM): also, buffalo wild wings

theBIGHURTman35 (1:39:25 PM): every commercial is bad

theBIGHURTman35 (1:39:33 PM): i never want to go as a result

theBIGHURTman35 (1:41:04 PM): if they was aired non stop, those commercials would have applebees 06 potential

imspartacus46 (1:41:59 PM): what the fuck, these games are so bad

imspartacus46 (1:42:14 PM): gimme the unlv-gtech game

theBIGHURTman35 (1:42:03 PM): even the memphis - n texas game kinda sucks now

theBIGHURTman35 (1:42:13 PM): the second round better be legit

theBIGHURTman35 (1:42:24 PM): with all these favorite playing, its gotta be

imspartacus46 (1:43:26 PM): obviously, those 1-16 or 15-2 games arent even worth watcihng until ten mins left in the second half

imspartacus46 (1:43:51 PM): i miss the pizza

theBIGHURTman35 (1:43:53 PM): gumbel seriously looks like he had an all nighter with a coupla hookers last night

theBIGHURTman35 (1:47:41 PM): these games are so bad that we are discussing baseball

imspartacus46 (1:51:39 PM): cbs, asleep at the wheel, gtech-unlv tie game, with less time than any other game...of course were watching a different game

theBIGHURTman35 (1:52:27 PM): colin, somehow, is lovin this game

theBIGHURTman35 (1:52:31 PM): yellin

theBIGHURTman35 (1:52:49 PM): ... but still an excellent addition to the friday afternoon mix

imspartacus46 (1:53:24 PM): cuz we got money on it now

imspartacus46 (1:53:30 PM): making everything more interesting

imspartacus46 (1:54:35 PM): this seems like a good time to bring up the fact that we have no chance to win in our pool that we have 140 bucks in

theBIGHURTman35 (1:57:02 PM): that is definitely mr carosi

imspartacus46 (2:03:44 PM): beer 7 down

theBIGHURTman35 (2:07:04 PM): beer 7 down

theBIGHURTman35 (2:07:37 PM): cmon tech

theBIGHURTman35 (2:08:15 PM): ok, as soon as they cut to coverage of this game, unlv rattles off 6 pts

theBIGHURTman35 (2:09:05 PM): this is also an applebees-type

theBIGHURTman35 (2:09:16 PM): the 2 year old comfort suites, et al commercial

theBIGHURTman35 (2:09:29 PM): ive been ev-er-y-wheeeere maan

theBIGHURTman35 (2:09:33 PM): terrible

theBIGHURTman35 (2:09:40 PM): on all the time even though its real old

theBIGHURTman35 (2:10:07 PM): time to post this ish