Round 1, Day 2 1.0

Dick Dastardly (11:24:10 AM): so tank johnson, 4 months in prison... thoughts?

Speckled Trout (11:26:32 AM): i dont understand why athletes are able to get conveniently sentenced to prison during the offseason (a la jamal lewis). why cant tank go to prison between october and january?

Dick Dastardly (11:26:49 AM): reminiscent of rafael furcal two years ago

Dick Dastardly (11:27:43 AM): when he was going to jail as soon as the season ended. john miller would casually drop in "furcal wants the braves to make the playoffs so he extends his stay on the outside."

Dick Dastardly (11:28:04 AM): but you know what, fuck john miller. next topic

Dick Dastardly (11:28:51 AM): it would be better if we weren't sitting next to each other typing out our conversations

Speckled Trout (11:29:23 AM): my personal stenographer took the day off to watch the tournament, lazy bitch

Speckled Trout (11:29:30 AM): so i guess we're stuck typing our own shit

Dick Dastardly (11:29:23 AM): oh, the sacrifices we make for the typeset

Speckled Trout (11:31:40 AM): 1 beer down

Speckled Trout (11:31:43 AM): what

Speckled Trout (11:33:24 AM): so whats gonna be this year's applebee's commercial?

Dick Dastardly (11:34:02 AM): it's going to be an arduous task to repeat that terrible performance.

Dick Dastardly (11:34:40 AM): two dudes, questionable homosexuals, singing that awful applebees jingle in the restaurant

Dick Dastardly (11:34:45 AM): .... as well as in the ocean !

Dick Dastardly (11:34:55 AM): threee hour toooouur

Dick Dastardly (11:35:01 AM): two-er

Dick Dastardly (11:35:54 AM): i was especially pissed off about this one part of the commercial where water was shooting out of the sleeve of the guy strumming the guitar.

Dick Dastardly (11:36:34 AM): this water, from the ocean, i suppose, hits a woman in the grill... and she loves it. that's the kind of fun you'll have at applebees.

Speckled Trout (11:37:31 AM): the water splashing on the woman was probably the 17th worst thing about that commercial

Dick Dastardly (11:37:09 AM): what's the deal with the name "thad motta"

Speckled Trout (11:38:09 AM): i think its matta, thad short for thaddeus, my son's name...step the fuck off

Dick Dastardly (11:38:20 AM): if he were on the little giants, would his jersey read "rad thad"

Dick Dastardly (11:38:22 AM): ?

Speckled Trout (11:39:05 AM): obviously

Dick Dastardly (11:38:50 AM): beer 1 down

Speckled Trout (11:40:06 AM): well, thats your preview for day 2 of the tournament!