"Type Slow" hanging on by a thread

So, just for kicks, I tried to search for this blog on the "Blog" section of the main Google search page. Here are some of the search queries I used:

• type slow
• "Type Slow"
• "Speckled Trout"
• "Speckled Trout" AND "Smalls"
• "Speckled Trout" AND "Type Slow"
• "Fox" AND "Robot"
• "Mangini" AND "Belichick" AND "Speckled Trout" AND "Hills"

I couldn't find this thing to save my life. I even tried using the old school search engine language with the operators (AND / OR) and quotes. Isn't blgospot owned/operated by google? I kept returning a hit for slow cookers and the optimal way to play a handheld poker game (by typing slow, of course). I just don't get it. How are we going to get our viewership up if a random web surfer cannot even find us via Google?!?

I think we may have to resort to plugging in all sorts of commonly searched buzz words, like that blog Trout referred to last week. Damn the man. (Cari would be so proud)

Anyway, why so quiet Trout? I know you've been busy at work, but how could you not comment on the Pats loss. Hell, I woulda taken a two word post ("Peyton sucks." "Trade Caldwell." "Go Bears."). Bill Simmons posted on Monday when he usually publishes articles only on Wednesdays and Fridays. This was an important event for a blogging Pats fan to provide commentary for his thirsty readers. Fix yourself, get your priorities straight, and post a fucking message.